michigan + summer + jolly ranchers = ...
It was hot today. And humid too. That's what you get this time of year in Michigan. A friend of mine one said that this state has only three livable days per year. An exaggeration? Of course, but I did notice that today was so humid even the Jolly Rancher on my kitchen table was squishy. I know you don't believe me, but I promise this is the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God. I think I should propose a new state slogan ...
"Michigan: So humid even a Jolly Rancher would be squishy."
"Michigan: So humid even a Jolly Rancher would be squishy."